Grass Demotivational Poster
THE IRISH - An Irishman is never drunk, as long as he can hold on to a piece of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.
SOCCER - You hit the BALL with your head
IN SOVIET RUSSIA - President on grassy knoll wait for you
GRASSHOPPER - When you can take this Jumbo Jet from my hand it will be time for you to leave.
EPIC FAIL -
VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE -
NOW YOU KNOW -
THE GRASS INSPECTOR - Is busy at the moment. Inspecting.
INGENUITY - In the end, this is the best way. ...the dog just kept chasing its tail.
ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT MYSTERIES -
BACKYARD SAFARI -
NUDISM - Shit happens.
EMO GRASS - Cutting itself since 1962
DEAD IS DEAD -
PERSPECTIVE - The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.
WHEN YOU SEE IT... - You will die laughing, or get a boner, if it's the second one...your sick
GREEN CARS - Your doing it wrong
TRUST ME - This is funny.... ...somehow
RECESSION - Even in Japan.The true translation of this sign is: Gas, grass or ass. No one rides for free.
My name is Bob -
SUMMER'S SONG -
Spring Is Almost Here! -
SERENITY - Interrupted by the distinct feeling of insects crawling up her leg.
ANCIENT SPACE VISITORS -
HUBBA, HUBBA... - Billy, quick! Wait 'til you see this health care.
POPULARIZED SCIENCE - The wonderment continues...
Snake on the rocks -
GRASS KNUCKLES - Because spell check is imperfect
GRASSHOPPER'S REVENGE -
GOING GREEN -
GRASS - showtime Lets rock grass work
YOUR ASS -
THEY SEE ME GROWIN' - They hatin' Patrollin' They tryin' ta catch me ridin' dirty
Run don't walk -